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A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led
him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress. "But I only want
the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!" he protested.
"Our rule is that everyone must undress," replied the nurse as she handed
him a very skimpy johnny.
"That’s a stupid rule," grumbled the patient, "making me undress just to
look at my toe."
"That’s nothing," growled a voice from the next cubicle. "I just came to fix
the phones!"
.................................................................................... Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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You know you're really drunk when you can't lie on the floor without
holding on.
Building Security has
notified us that there have been 5 suspected terrorists working at our
office. Four of the five have been apprehended. Bin Sleeping, Bin
Loafing, Bin Gossiping, and Bin Surfing have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description
of the fifth cell member, Bin Working, in the office. Police are
confident that anyone who looks like Bin Working will be very easy to
spot. They thought they had apprehended Bin Working sitting at a desk,
but it was actually Bin Surfing trying to impersonate Bin Working.
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RESPONSIBILITIES UPON YOUR DEATH:
This will be accepted as an acceptable excuse for not being present at
meetings. However, we require at least two weeks notice, as it is your
duty to train your own replacement.
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A Police officer approached a Noble stopped in the middle of the road
before the river overpass holding up traffic. The officer noticed him
jotting on a notebook frantically. He asked him, what in the world are
you doing? The Noble replied, "The sign says Draw Bridge". |
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